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( Ok, folks, i've been getting a lot of asks to continue this stupid thing, so i'll just write this and give the story to whoever wants it)

Nepeta's POV

Nepeta noticed this young man. He has a narrow face, almost like an almond. He appeared timid, but by his conduct one could think otherwise. He had a thin figure yet a short height. He seemed like a person with something hidden behind those eyes, yet the man also looked like he would tell you anything you needed to know. As Nepeta studied her newly made friend, Ordein, peered curiously at her.

"What are you?" He inquired with a mischievous glint in his eye.

"I could ask the same thing about you." She answered, without lifting her gaze off of him. His long ginger hair made him appear younger than he might've been, and the orange hue on his cheek bones indicated his blood level in the scale; Lower than a chocolate blood, yet higher than a mustard one. His fidgety tail kept moving as if it were uncomfortable with the whole meeting itself. She couldn't understand what he was, he looked like someone who wouldn't really know about Earth. Yet here he was.

"I'm not really sure myself. I consider myself some sort of mutant, an experiment gone wrong, y'know?" Nepeta nodded, she knew what a mutant was, she understood what he was. After all, she did have a mutant friend. He was never really close to her, though. All those times she would want to speak to him, he would answer. But each answer sounded forced, as if he didn't want to be with her. She knew she wasn't really popular in her group of friends, yet she still liked to believe that she wasn't truly alone.

All the times when she would want to speak to Karkat she would never be able to be satisfied. It was as if she were eating a dry chocolate chip cookie only that it didn't have the milk to accompany it.

"You seem nice, so, Ordein, was it?"

"Thank you, and yes, Ordein." Maybe she could start again, maybe she could feel the real feeling to have someone truly care for her. Heh, maybe she could call Equius and have them live in this peaceful place. A place where she wouldn't need drama, or wreckless ends, a place she could call home. She was remembering something. Equius. Oh God, Equius was probably worried sick about her. She had to find him, but she couldn't just leave Ordein alone.

As she squirmed uneasily, she suddenly realized how stupid she must've looked. So she calmed herself down and explained everything.





Anyone can finish it, just give credit to original.

                                                                   
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WEEABOO TEST
[x] You've seen at least one anime. 
[x] You've read at least one manga
[ ] You watch anime/read manga on a regular basis.
[x] You think that anime and western cartoons are two separate things. 
[ ] You're in anime club.
[x] You've cosplayed at least once.
[ ] You counted Halloween costumes from when you were a kid as cosplay. 
[x] You cosplay in public.
[ ] You've been to at least one anime convention. 
[ ] You cosplayed there.
[ ] You traveled more than 200 miles to get there. 
[/] You like Japanese food.
[x] You like any of the following in particular: sushi, pocky, cheap ramen, ramune.
[x] You know that sushi isn't just raw fish.
[ ] You've made bento lunch.
[ ] You've made a charabento
[ ] You go to the Asian shop on a regular basis. (Once in a blue moon, maybe every month and a half)
[ ] You've actually been to Japan.
[ ] You've been to Japan solely for the anime, videogames or idols.
[ ] You're learning/know Japanese.
[ ] You're learning it to watch anime without subtitles. 
[ ] You have Japanese blood
[ ] You CLAIM to have Japanese blood.
[ ] You're in love with a fictional anime character. 
[ ] You claim you're married to a fictional anime character. 
[ ] Anime is so much better than western cartoons. 
[ ] You call all cartoons anime. 
[ ] Anyone who hates anime is dead to you. 
[ ] You call characters by their original Japanese names (...Because that's what their name is?)
[ ] You call characters by their romaji spelling.
[ ] You defend Pearl Harbor.
[ ] You think Pearl Harbor's a new anime that just started airing in Japan. (What the fu-)
[ ] You think Japan is the greatest country on Earth.
[ ] You think that just because they make the best media.
[ ] You listen to J-music.
[ ] Exclusively.
[ ] You know that it's pronounced "Gakuto" and not "Gackt"
[/] You can name all the Vocaloids. 
[ ] WITHOUT looking it up.
[x] You like Hetalia. 
[ ] You think Japan is the best character. 
[ ] You wear items of anime-related clothing in public. 
[ ] You play only Japanese videogames/watch Japanese shows/eat Japanese food
[ ] You use Japanese honorifics.
[ ] To refer to yourself.
[ ] Your entire room is full of anime merchandise. (There's only one poster up.)
[ ] You changed your name to something Japanese.
[ ] Legally.
[ ] You want to give your kid a Japanese name. 
[ ] You want to name your kid after an anime character.
[ ] You've considered having surgery to look oriental.
[ ] You've had it done.
[ ] You stalk the Japanese exchange students. 
[ ] You've been arrested for doing so.                                                        
[ ] You use memes in daily conversation.                         
[ ] You watch abridged series. 
[x] You get most of the jokes.
[ ] You use tildes while typing.
[ ] You use Japanese emoticons
[ ] You make attempt to Japanese sounding by the Engrish typing.
[ ] You claim you're Japanese on your dA/Facebook/Myspace/whatever.
[x] You're not.
[ ] You're not even Asian. 
[ ] If you're Asian, you think doing Japanese stuff helps you get in touch with your heritage.
[ ] And you're not even Japanese.
[ ] People call you a weeaboo.
[ ] You prefer the term otaku. 
[ ] You break out into Caramelldansen in public.
[ ] You want to date a Japanese person.
[ ] No other nationality will do.
[ ] You watch Naruto. 
[ ] You wear the headbands. 
[ ] Every day.
[ ] You're bitching at me because they're properly called "forehead protectors"
[ ] You bought said headban- erm FOREHEAD PROTECTOR at Hot Topic.
[ ] You act out scenes from the show.
[ ] FFVII is the best game ever.
[ ] Sephiroth is yours.
[ ] Kingdom Hearts is awesome. 
[ ] AxelxRoxas is KAWAII DESU NE~~~!! 
[ ] You wish you owned a real Death Note.
[ ] Touhou rocks your life.
[ ] Anime dubs are the spawn of Satan.
[ ] Vic Mignogna is God.
[ ] It's seiyu, not voice actor.
[ ] You use Gratuitous Japanese all the time.
[ ] You add "desu" to the end of every sentence
[ ] The only thing you draw is anime. 
[ ] You're taking an art course, and all you submit is anime
[ ] All your friends also like anime.
[ ] You want to become a mangaka. 
[ ] In Japan.
[ ] Most of your manga/anime is hentai.
[x] You know that "hentai" doesn't mean "porn"
[x] You write fanfics for English class. 
[x] Yaoi fanfics. 
[ ] You know nothing about Japanese culture except for anime, videogames, idols, music, porn and schoolgirls.
[ ] Everyone says you have no life.
[x] And it's true. (Hehe.)

Score: 15

0-10: You probably hate Japan. You're not a weeaboo at all, not even close
11-20: You like SOME Japanese things but, still not a weeaboo.
21-30: At this stage you probably still hate weeaboos. Good news- you're not one.
31-40: You keep your love of Japanese stuff sensible.
41-50: You're very likely a Japanophile, but you're not as annoying as a full-blown weeaboo
51-60: You're not a weeaboo just yet, but try and moderate it.
61-70: Weeaboo.
71-80: Please stop it!!!!!!
81-90: STOP HUMPING THE MIKU LOVE PILLOW!!!!!!!!
91-100: STOP!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI-SAMA STOP!!!!!
101: Insane asylum items
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hello fren b happy.

0. Height    
5'5 THis is shinanigans i should be taller.
1.Virgin?       
*coughs* MINOR

2.Shoe Size       
in a world of does not care....

3.Do you Smoke?     
nien.

4.Do you Drink?          
i drink chocolate milk does that count?

5.Do you take drugs?    
vitamins lel

6.Age you get mistaken for   
in 6th grade i was once mistaken for a 3rd grader.

7.Have Tattoos?                
nien

8.Want any tattoos?                 
sure

9.Got any Piercings?              
ears man

10.Want any Piercings?              
nien

11.Best friend?           
u 2 kno.

12.Relationship status      
wham bam n twirl
imma single girl

14.Biggest turn offs
douchebagness is bad for the soul

15.Favorite Movie
man i never knew this, so i'll answer my 3rd grade favorite << my pet is a monster???>> \
NO WAIT. bAlto. yep

16.I'll love you if            
buy me 3 double stackers and im yours

17.Someone you miss         
isortamissmyweeabooageyesiknowdonttellme
18.Most traumatic experience 
overrated

19.A fact about your personality           
i seem like im always angry/sad when im actually enjoying a day.

20.What I hate most about myself    
*highlights soul and body*

21.What I love most about myself              
*un-highlights soul and body*
(but seriously, if you need advice give me acall. i can do good with that))

22.What I want to be when I get older              
a vet man

23.My relationship with my sibling(s)  
good?

24.My relationship with my parent(s)                
ehh...

25.My idea of a perfect date       
less go to an old theater and later walk at night while talking

26.My biggest pet peeves                 
idk man

28.A description of the person I dislike the most     
sexist, whiney.
-whiney
- whiney
1. WHINEY
-whiney
W H I N E Y

29.Ever lied to a friend?               
yep

30.What I hate the most about work/school         
how people judgery too fest

31.What my last text message says        
" aw why not?"

32.What words upset me the most                 
words: 'faggot', 'thats so gay', 'you should at least be happy a guy risked his life in jail to **** you.'

33.What words make me feel the best about myself    
cute, pretty, clever, smart

34.What I find attractive in women      
nose and hair lel

35.What I find attractive in men          
facial hair, dude if you're a gentleman i will love you, you don't even know. ((ALSO BE FUNNY))

36.Where I would like to live              
argentina, japan, chile?

37.One of my insecurities    
being annoying

38.My childhood career choice                              
A VET PRESIDENT I SHART YOU NOt.

39.My favorite ice cream flavor           
blue sky ice cream... its rare ;^;

40.Who I wish I could be 
a little bit nicer/ less snappy snoop

41.Where I want to be right now    
in a plane.

42.The last thing I ate       
chocolate milk

43.Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately           
*SWEAts*RORY. <<doctor who>>
image

hhh
image
HELP I HHHHH

44.A random fact about anything                        
-2-2=11  <=== if u write that it sounds like the chim chimeney song in mary poppins

45. Fetishes?                                                          
idk

46. Features your embarrassed about.               
hair and nose

47. Do you like guys/girls who can jokingly be sexual.    
meh idk

GIRLS ONLY:
1. You see your partner with a boner while on a date, you.... 
dont mention it

2. Do you sleep in your bra?                                              
sometimes

3.  Gamer?   
i guess? I mean i played some games here and there and i like watching playthroughs, but no, sorry, not really.

4. Fave store?    
barnes and nobles

GUYS ONLY: oops sorry
1. Ever get hard?
did you mean punk hardcore?

2. Stare at a girls boobs?
dont all girls?

3. Had a wet dream?
nien

4. Had a sexual fantasy of a girl you met online?  
i dont even



SOME OF MY QUESTIONESESESE/

5. OH HAHhah

6. YOU FELEL

7. NOW THAT I GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WNT U

8. I'd Like to buy all your chocolate

9. DO you believe in your lord and saviors TEH beCK STREET BOIS?


thank you
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